Not Srry Enough (Collin)

He’s a musician and paints hauntingly beautiful luminous portraits but he also has a good job and a decent car. He can talk intelligently about movies and literature and art. He appreciates good food and knows what to order off the wine list. He wears cute jeans and trendy sneaks but never looks like he is trying to hard. He has dark wavy hair and soft grey blue eyes shaded by shy lashes. He is never cocky but carries himself with a quiet confidence. He is quick to laugh. You find him incredibly charming. 

A couple of days after your second date, this happens:

9:32 p.m.
Collin  Srry this is wierd but wuld u be into a 3some with my buddy and me..? also do u like girls at all?

9:33 p.m.
Joce  ?! I don’t think so, sorry

9:37 p.m.
Collin  Srry. So swingin is out of the picture uh? How are ya?

9:44 p.m.
Joce I like how you ask me how I am AFTER you ask me to have a 3way! Ridonk.

9:46 p.m.
Collin  Srry I’m drunk. Thnx.

No, thank YOU.